Reasons why working in Health & Safety is sometimes awesome:
… My coworkers find pictures like this, a safety sign posted at a construction site in Australia:
“If there’s a huge fuck-up, call Todd.”
insert pic of australian flag here
Fall Out Boy pick up line:
- The song titles aren’t the only thing that’s long
(via tonightletsfadeaway)
me: i don't like him
me: i don't like him
me: i don't like him
me: i don't like him
him: hi
me: sweet jesus why are you perfect
